Girl and chachi funny jokes to share on whatsapp Facebook

A girl from USA sent a text to her Aunt in India:

Girl: Pranam Chachi, Maine USA Mein Hi Shaadi Kar Li!

Chachi: 🍼🚿👶🍏

Girl: Kya Hua Gussa Ho Gaye?

Chachi: Nahi Re Pagli!

Girl: Phir?

Chachi: Dudho Nahao Puto Phalo!

Sardar And Mendak funny Joke for Whatsapp Facebook

Sardar And Mendak funny Joke for Whatsapp Facebook

Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’?

Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.

Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?

Conductor ki Shaadi Joke for whatsapp Facebook

Conductor ki Shaadi Joke for whatsapp Facebook

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,

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jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi

to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith,

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ek sawari or baith sakti hai.:P

Funny Baap Beta Joke in Hindi on Whatsapp

Funny Baap Beta Joke in Hindi on Whatsapp

बाप - ये लो बेटा 1500 रुपये! बेटा - 1500 रुपए किस लिए?... बाप - तुने जब से वोटसएप शुरू किया है तब से रात को चौकीदार नही रखना पडता है, ये तेरी महेनत की कमाई है पगले

Best Faadu Joke of the Day

Best Faadu Joke of the Day

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:

Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko...

Farmer : Ghaas...

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....

Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko.....

Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Kale ko......

Farmer : Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?

Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....

Anchor Ghusse se:

Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"

Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: Aur kala?

Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!😂

Funny Punjabi Status Joke for Facebook Whatsapp

Funny Punjabi Status Joke for Facebook Whatsapp  

Munda:- Tu Boht sohni Aa Billo.

Kudi:- Thnkw Jaan kiss emoticon

Munda:- Sohniye Tu Ta Jwa Ee Peri Wargi aw,

Kudi:- Awwwwooooo Thnkw Soo Much Jaaan love u kiss emoticon . HOR fr Ki Kr Rahe O ?

Munda:- Majak

Kudi:- Marjan Kuttaa 

Haryanvi Joke for Facebook Whatsapp

Haryanvi Joke for Facebook Whatsapp

जहाँ बान्दर का भी मोर बणां दें थाणे मैं

कुछ दिन तो गुजारो हरियाणे मैं।

~~ हरियाणा टुरिज्म..~~

Funny jokes to share on whatsapp Facebook

Funny jokes to share on whatsapp Facebook 


एक बार इक ताई पिक्चर देखन गई तो फिर एक छोरे ने
पूछा , रे ताई पिकचर देख आई कै ?
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ताई बोली
, रे छोरे
के बताउ
थारे को..
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छोरा बोला , के बात होली ताई ?
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ताई बोली , बात के हॉणी हे.. जब मैं फिलम देखण
लगी तो फिलम में मेरे जेठ जेसे एक मरद था। फिर
के होणा था सारी फिलम में घुघट काढ़ कर बेठी रई
👍👍👍👍👍😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄🙏🙏😄

Funny Marriage Joke to Share on Whatsapp Facebook

Funny Marriage Joke to Share on Whatsapp Facebook

DAUGHTER: what is marriage?

MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore........

Funny Husband Wife Jokes for WhatsApp Facebook

Funny Husband Wife Jokes for WhatsApp Facebook

पत्नी :- "सुनो जी, मैंने नए डिटर्जेन्ट से अपना नया सूट धोया और वो छोटा हो गया। अब क्या करूँ ?"

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पति :- "उसी डिटर्जेन्ट से नहा भी ले....फिट आ जाएगा !"

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