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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Funny Whatsapp Facebook Insult status on stupid People

Funny Whatsapp Facebook Insult status on stupid People


What a beautiful combo of smart phones and stupid people!


Funny Monday Slap status for fb whatsapp

Funny Monday Slap status for fb whatsapp

Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)


Funny Rakhi Status for Aashiqs in Hindi

Funny Rakhi Status for Aashiqs in Hindi

Na Papa ki maar se, na Dosto ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ke inkar se, na chaplo ki bochar se,
Aashiq Sudhrenge to Sirf RAKHI k Tyohar se


Funny Marwadi joke on Papita (papaya)

Funny Marwadi joke on Papita (papaya)


Very Funny Kutti Love Story for Whatsapp

Very Funny Kutti Love Story for Whatsapp

A little boy says to a girl:
"I luv u"
But she says
she likes someone else!
the little boy looks down in sad
mood and after few seconds
looks up at her with eyes filled
with tears and emotes all his
feelings by saying just single
beautiful word ever:
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,
,

Kutti...!!:-P;-


Dekh Pagli Aukaat Status for Whatsapp

Dekh Pagli Aukaat Status for Whatsapp

DEKH PAGLI “Not working i am princess ”
Likhne se AUKAT nhi badal jatti



Funny Attitude Whatsapp Status in one line

Funny Attitude Whatsapp Status in one line


I have a hidden talent within me and everyday I try to find it.


Funny Girlfriend insult status for Facebook Whatsapp

Funny Girlfriend insult status for Facebook Whatsapp


I sent my girlfriends application to NASA. She said she needs more space.


Funny Whatsapp Status Trust Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Funny Whatsapp Status Trust Status for Facebook Whatsapp


If I trust you, then remember, My trust and your bones. Will get broken simultaneously. 


Romantic Funny Love status in hindi for fb Whatsapp

Romantic Funny Love status in hindi for fb Whatsapp

Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,

To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Funny Whatsapp Status in one line

Funny Whatsapp Status in one line


Never argue with a girl who types faster than you... :D

Funny Crime Petrol N Saavdhan status for Facebook Whatsapp

Funny Crime Petrol N Saavdhan status for Facebook Whatsapp

I Have Watched Enough
Crime Petrol N Saavdhan
India To Plan A

Perfect Murder.

Funny Love Propose Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Funny Love Propose Status for Facebook Whatsapp

पहली बार में लगा कि वो मेरी है.
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उसकी आंखें समुद्र से भी गहरी हैं,
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प्रपोज कर-कर के थक गया फिर पता चला, वो तो बहरी है ...



Cool Funny Exam Love status for Facebook Whatsapp

Cool Funny Exam Love status for Facebook Whatsapp


"Na Wafa Ki Umeed Hogi, Na Wafa Ki Baat Hogi, Ab Mohabbat Jis Se Bhi Hogi, Exams Ke Baad Hi Hogi...!"


Girls Smile Funny status for Facebook Whatsapp

Girls Smile Funny status for Facebook Whatsapp


Muskurana Toh Har Ladki Ki Adaa Hai... Usse Jo Mohabbat Samjhe Woh Sabse Bada Gadha Hai.......


Funny Cool Love Hindi Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Funny Cool Love Hindi Status for Facebook Whatsapp


साला प्यार भी अजीब होता है.. जिससे होता है उसको छोड़कर पूरे मोहल्ले को पता होता है..!




Funny Attitude Love Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Funny Attitude Love Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna..!!
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Jori Zarur Aasman Mein Banti hai..
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Par setting zameen par khud he krni parti hai.


Funny Exam Cheating Status pics for Whatsapp Facebook

Funny Exam Cheating Status pics for Whatsapp Facebook 


Funny Exam pics to Share on whatsapp facebook

Funny Exam pics to Share on whatsapp facebook 


Funny Hot Whatsapp Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Funny Hot Whatsapp Status for Facebook Whatsapp


The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”