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God wants us to be happy and to make a joyful noise unto Him (what's more joyful than a good belly laugh?).

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God shows us humor in many things as these funny quotations reflect. Try not to be too judgemental. And remember, God can use anyone, anytime for His overall purpose.

Funny Quotes

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. " ~ Mark Twain

"You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say." ~ Benjamin Jowett

"Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand."
~ Mark Twain "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."
~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

"I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."
~ Mark Twain

More Funny Christian Quotes...
"Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. " ~ Garrison Keillor

"Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop."
~ C.S. Lewis

"I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
~ Ronald Reagan

"Death stung himself to death when he stung Christ."
~ William Romaine

"People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced." ~ Samuel Butler

"In the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach."
~ Woodrow Wilson

"The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing."

~ Leslie Weatherhead

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